Shenanigans On Sheridan

FU: Week 2

Shenanigans on Sheridan is proud to present our first offshoot podcast Fantasy Update. FU is a weekly fantasy football recap show for The "La Liga Diecisiete" League. 

This week, Chris and Phill discuss what happened in the league last week and what's to come next week. Tune in for more, maybe. And call us on our complaint line. 

Episode 54: The Last Dance (Kayla and Andrew)

This one needs no description.

Episode 53: If a Chris Falls in the Woods and Everyone is Around to Hear it, Will Anyone Care? I Can Confidently Say, No. (Kayla Again)

On this episode of “Shenanigans On Sheridan” Chris and Phill begin to deal with Chris’ impending doom. Chris is turning his back on the Shenanigans Nation and I just want you all to resent him for it. I know I do. We had a good thing going and now he decided he needs to be an adult. Well Fuck Him! I don’t need him anyway. I am so hurt, I can’t even finish writing this. Just know that I am upset and he can never make it better.

 

You don't deserve our email address.

Episode 52: Classy Gentlemen Iron Their Bills (3 of 3: Another Andrew)

On this episode of “Shenanigans On Sheridan”, I’m gonna be honest. I’m quite burned out on all of this. I’m still in quarantine lockdown and it is getting to me. I just keep having ideas of things to do and then when I pitch them to people they go, “Ehhhhhh, that’s not really social distancing.” Here was my idea. I live in a 3 level apartment building that has decks in the back. I wanted to ask my downstairs neighbor if I could hang up the pull down movie screen on her deck facing the parking lot so the apartment can watch a movie together and we can space apart to follow the social distancing rules. But then I was like, wait, what if before the movie we do a concert, just one person and their guitar, they could perform on our deck and then when they are done we can watch the movie and then I was like, hold up, there is a third level, what if we put a comedian up there, then the musician plays, then the movie plays and then I was like, but won’t it be awesome if we take the grill table down to the parking lot and we make smores while we watch the entertainment and I got all excited about it and then everyone I talked to was like, you’re gonna have the cops called on you again. I fucking hate COVID and everything it stands for. Maybe I’ll be able to do more concerts, we’ll see.

 

I didn't proof read this one. It was too long.

Episode 51: 51 is the Most Perfect Number of All Time (2 of 3: Another Andrew)

On this episode of “Shenanigans On Sheridan” Phill explains his love for the number 51. It is the most perfect number of all time. There’s just no comparison. Go ahead and try. 7? 13? 23? All dumbass numbers that don’t even compare. It was my number when I played sports. It was my father’s number in college. Kayla won’t admit it, but it is also her favorite number. She is now doing push ups next to me. She is quite lovely. I think she is doing 10 in a row, when asked why she is doing push-ups, she responded, “Why Not?”. She’s a wild card.

 

Seriously, not gonna put it.

Episode 50: Chris is a Very Impressionable Person (1 of 3: Another Andrew)

IT’S OUR 50^TH EPISODE!!!!!! And to commemorate it (and abide by limitations set by COVID-19) the boys do their first show with a remote guest. I think it went well, I was bothered a little bit by the delay and the audio not sounding great, but I think people will be understanding of the quality based on the circumstances. It could have turned out a lot worse and just think of all the possibilities now. We can interview people from all over the country, even you Dane. So I hope you all get a story ready because we may be calling you next and we would like to be entertained. Oh, and yeah, a little blurb about this episode, Another Andrew is really good at mind tricks and taking advantage of Chris’ “gung-ho” mentality.

 

Again, if you never emailed us, you never were going to, so there's no point in putting it down here.

Episode 49: Suck It Rich (3 of 3: Ashely)

On this episode of “Shenanigans On Sheridan” Phill recounts his Suck It Rich Party. Rich is Chris and Phill’s landlord and an all around good dude. To commemorate the 29^th of February Chris and (but mostly) Phill threw him a party. It’s an extra day in the year, but rent did not go up because of it, therefore it is a free day of rent and needed a party to celebrate it. He was a good sport about it.

 

I'm not gonna put our email again, no one has ever sent us an email. So fuck it.

Episode 48: Charles is Knott a Person (2 of 3: Ashely)

On this episode of “Shenanigans On Sheridan” Chris spends half of the episode not talking about his Shenanigan. He instead spends his time ranking the dogs in the apartment. It’s not a beauty contest, but Charles would win either way. Then Candy. Then Cole. Then Addison. Then Austin. Then Chris. But again, not a beauty contest, but Chris would finish last in that contest as well. He’s not a great looking dog. He definitely is a dog, but not a good looking one. I feel like he would be a thorough bred pit bull, bred to be tough, aggressive and intense, but is weirdly deformed.

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Episode 47: Phill Has a Minor Stroke, But Pulls it Together (1 of 3: Ashely)

On this episode of “Shenanigans On Sheridan” Chris and Phill invite their downstairs neighbor Ashely and they discuss the time Chris was once propositioned by an 80 year old man and his tight-40 wife. Unfortunately for Chris, he doesn’t pick up on social cues too well. Listen to the episode and tell me it doesn’t sound like a proposition for a threesome. There’s a repair man, scotch, 3 people, I mean, come on. Chris is such a loser.

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Episode 46: Please Sir, May I Have More…Pheen? (2 of 2: Matt)

On this episode of “Shenanigans On Sheridan” Matt comes back to tell the second half of broken foot story. Enjoy as his rehashes some of the most painful moments of his life. Relish in his pain. This is starting to sound quite sadistic, but I was trying to make it fun while acknowledging the suffering of another human, which as I’m looking up the definition of sadistic is pretty much on point. So, nailed that one!

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