Shenanigans On Sheridan

Episode 35: Mariachi Madness (1 of 1: Andy)

On this episode of “Shenanigans On Sheridan” Phill and Chris invite Phill’s friend Andy to be on the podcast. Not his best friend Andrew and not his girlfriend’s sister’s fiancée and not Phill’s brother whose middle name is Andrew, but another Andrew who goes by the name of Andy. Andy recounts the time he stood up to Presidente Fox and told him to shove it where the sun don’t shine with his music. Also, this is the first episode where we learn the rules of the podcast so that’s pretty cool I guess.

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Episode 34: Cakes on Cakes on Cakes (4 of 4: Sam, Andrew & Kayla)

On this episode of “Shenanigans On Sheridan” everyone hears about Phill’s epic fascination with cakes and how he uses them to put a smile on everyone’s face and nobody is upset about his use of cakes or what he does with them or how long he keeps them on top of the fridge or how many he drops or anything. Everyone is perfectly happy and excited to see what he will do with cakes next. Chris just gave me a polite laugh and then an enjoyable sigh after I read that to him. Thanks Chris.

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Episode 33: Sam's Questionable Decision (3 of 4: Sam, Andrew & Kayla)

On this episode of “Shenanigans On Sheridan” it’s Sam’s turn to talk about a Shenanigan. He gives us the story of the time he, his dad and cousin desperately wanted to heckle the first basement and stopped at nothing to achieve this petty goal. Side note, Chris had a really funny joke that was not well received on the podcast and I just want to take a second and give him some praise. He made a “leaning” joke that I busted out laughing while editing this episode and then I was immediately disappointed when nobody laughed. It was clever and funny and I just want to say well done Chris and sorry that your genius was not realized in your lifetime.

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Episode 32: Cuba Gooding the Third (4 of 4: Mark)

On this episode of "Shenanigans On Sheridan" Mark ends his residency on the show. While we are sad to see him go, we are happy because we know he will be back. He seemed pretty happy after recording these and expressed interest in coming back on, so if you see him and have happened to read this too, please encourage him to come back on. We loved his energy and spunk. Anyway, this episode is about the first time a Moroccan type story happened to Phill. He keeps getting himself into sticky situations and it is pretty embarrassing as someone who knows Phill. He's not a dumb guy, he just doesn't always think before he wanders off into the streets of a foreign city with a stranger. And if that is wrong, then I don't want to finish this cliche. Chris is playing Madden again right now. He's playing in Career Mode with a character that is supposed to resemble him and he is at 99 on all attributes. I watch him play and all he does is throw deep balls and score 5 touchdowns a game, but he is super excited right now because Kareem Hunt is on his team and healthy. He has informed me that he is the best running back from last year. He started a game just now just to see how Kareem would play. My roommate is a loser. He lost his first Super Bowl and blamed it on me. He says I'm bad luck. He claims that he throws interceptions and fumbles the ball only when I'm around. But here's the problem, the gaming system is in my room. He is currently sitting on the edge of my bed playing Madden, so it's kind of hard for me not to be around. I'm gonna ask him what he thinks of Kareem Hunt now. I just asked him and his review is, "He's alright. Yeah he's good. He makes solid choices." What is wrong with Chris? If there is a therapist out there who can help my friend, I would greatly appreciate it. Well I think I have sufficiently written- Whoa! Breaking News! Kareem just had a huge run! Chris is very happy. Okay, now to wrap this up. It was great to have Mark on and we are excited to have him back. KAREEM JUST RUSHED FOR HIS FIRST TOUCHDOWN OF THE SEASON!!!!! The first of many to come. Here's the thing you guys don't understand. Now that Chris has a dangerous running game, it opens up the field for the passing game. If the defense has to respect the run, that means they are gonna load the box with more people freeing up down field for Chris' trademark I'll-Just-Throw-It-Deep-And-See-What-Happens style passes. Suffice it to say, the Jacksonville Jaguars are gonna be difficult to beat this year. Oh yeah, that's the other thing. He plays for the Jaguars. He's not a Jaguars fan and there are plenty of other teams to choose from, but this was his reasoning. He didn't want to take a good quarterback out of the league. So he would not play for the Pats (Tom Brady), the Chiefs (Patrick Mahomes), the Packers (Aaron Rodgers), the Cowboys (Dak Prescott), the Steelers (Ben Roethlisberger), the Seahawks (Russel Wilson), etc. So he picked Jacksonville because he doesn't think Blake Bortles is a good quarterback, so he had no problem picking them. Kareem Hunt game stats: 23 touches, 102 yards, 2 Touchdowns. Chris says "#HearMeRoar". He had to explain that one to me. "Because they Jaguars" he said as if I should've known that. I am reading what I'm writing out loud and Chris is getting very irritable he just yelled at me, "You kept saying Jaguars. How did you not get that". He laughed as I read that last part out loud. "I did not," was his response to me saying that he laughed at the last one. He is now walking out of my room and out of my life. He clarified that he is storming out and then slammed my door. So that's just a little insight into living with Chris. Hope you enjoyed it. Oh and also take a listen to the podcast too. It's got some funny parts.

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Episode 31: The Interview (3 of 4: Mark)

Sometimes I use these descriptions to air grievances, this is going to be one of those. I want to apologize in advance for how terribly put together this episode is. And that is saying quite a bit because as we all know the format of the show is very loose. Let me give you the back story as to how this episode happened. We had just finished Episode 28: #SponsorUsCocaine? and Chris went to the bathroom. It was then Mark and I alone in the room, so I did the polite thing and asked him how his life is going. He said good and then proceeded to tell me about the storefront theater he was doing and how the Chicago scene has some major issues that need to be addressed and then Chris walks back in and catches the tail end and announces to the room that, "WE NEED TO RECORD THIS!!!!!" He then proceeds to do his best Barbra Walters impersonation and then at the end realizes that instead of listening to a Shenanigan, he has been interviewing Mark about the acting process. In his guilty realization he then tries to force a Shenanigan story out of Mark and to Mark's credit, rises to the occasion and completes the greatest Hail Mary of all time for our listeners. Thank you for your service Mark. We are truly grateful. Hopefully Chris never does that again. That was easily in the Top 7 worst episodes we have ever recorded. 

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Episode 30: Say Yes to the Strawberry Pie (2 of 4: Sam and Andrew)

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY KAYLA!

On this episode of “Shenanigans On Sheridan” Phill and Chris finish their Superbowl story. But let’s talk about something that truly matters. We kind of glossed over it, but TOTTENHAM BEAT MAN CITY!!!!!! It was an incredible game. I got to watch it from the comfort of the rental car in the casino parking lot on Chris’ phone in my Tottenham shirt while Chris took a nap in the passenger seat and I cannot think of a better way to watch it. Most of the game was Man City in control, they are a very good team and Tottenham is very much in a rebuilding phase, but we had a secret weapon up our sleeves. Red cards. Jose kept telling his players with his eyes, “wait until Man City gets a red card, and then when it’s 11 vs. 10, then it’s a fair fight.” And to his credit that’s all it took. All Tottenham had to do to win was play with a man advantage for 30 minutes and they were bound to score. And score they did. Twice! What a game! The two teams I cheered for that Sunday won. I have never been a good luck charm in my life, but it’s clear that I was the deciding factor in both of these historic and momentous wins. You are welcome North London and Kansas City.

 

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Episode 29: Assal = Honey, Erin = Ireland & Nick = Victory or Something (1 of 4: Sam and Andrew)

WE INTERRUPT THE NORMAL SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING TO BRING YOU THIS SPECIAL EPISODE THAT IS TIME SENSITIVE!!!!

On this episode of “Shenanigans On Sheridan” Phill and Chris begin their two part saga of the time they tried to go to the Superbowl. They talk about their grass roots campaign to try to get more listeners, shout out to Assal, Erin, and Nick and they tell about how they had quite the encounter with a man named Will. I learned just how good Chris is at lying. It seems to come very naturally to him and it is a bit disturbing, but I guess we all have our talents. It’s just that he can’t enter a talent contest with his. Well actually he could probably use his talent to get on stage, but after that he’s kind of fucked. This story has just enough twists and is just bad enough that M. Knight Shyamalan would be proud. Stayed tuned for part 2, coming to a podcast streaming app near you!

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Special Announcement: Upcoming Super Bowl Episodes

On this Special Announcement of "Shenanigans On Sheridan" Chris and Phill are on location at Shenanigans on Sheridan St. in Hollywood, FL to bring you a special teaser about episodes to come. Chris completely fucked the plan by not checking to see if his audio equipment worked before we left so the quality is pretty shitty, which is on brand for this podcast. So we had to use Phill's phone because none of Chris's equipment was working. Enjoy this little teaser that features our brand new ending. Shoutout to Andrew #SponsorUs.

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Episode 28: #SponsorUsCocaine? (2 of 4: Mark)

On this episode of "Shenanigans On Sheridan" Chris and Phill welcome Mark back to hear about his brave story of lying to try to impress people at a St. Patrick's day house party. This one is definitely one of our more risqué episodes, so if you are listening with children, please get rid of them and then continue to listen. You're not gonna wanna miss a second of it. "Gonna wanna" is so much easier to type than "going to want to", but it doesn't have the same undeserved self-importance that comes along with typing out the full thing. I wish there was a way to get the benefits of both of these amazing phrases in one short and concise phrase. Let's try "Going to wanna". You're not going to wanna miss a second of it. Perfect. Maybe. Probably not. Who knows, the English language is so messed up, and I am but a humble servant to its every whim. I feel like that's enough groveling for one description. Thanks for reading this Kayla. You give me a purpose in life and I am very grateful. 

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Episode 27: UnHinged (1 of 4: Mark)

On this episode of "Shenanigans On Sheridan" Phill and Chris invite Phill's longtime acquaintance and hopefully, future good friend Mark. Mark has been away from America for a bit and learning to readjust to the radical changes that have happened while he was away. On this episode, Phill tries to retell the story of how he met Kayla until Chris hijacks the conversation and then Mark takes up the torch and then Chris slam dunks it into oblivion by suggesting to move on to the next story when he immediately regrets it because he learns that Phill's story is not over, and Kayla is not as aggressive as she is portrayed in this story because Phill didn't get the opportunity to finish it. So sorry if we tarnish your reputation a bit Kayla, it is all Chris' fault.

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